2002-11-13 - 11:30 a.m.

 

Jenn: Its "mistress" teeth....

Tom: There is no Mistress Teeth. Only Jenn, Queen of the Dastardly Fromage.

Jenn: Ummmmm......

Jenn: *tap dances*

Tom: Tap dances? For fromage?

Jenn: no...to cleverly lull you into a false sense of security...

Tom: *best fake German-y Russian-y Monty Python-y voice* You shall not fool me, Oh Queen of the Dastardly Fromage! I shall not eat your wicked cheese! Nay, I laugh at the concept of tainted cheddar! I scoff at the idea of malicious gouda! I sling insults at your illegitimate mozarella! *end accent*

Jenn: *thinks for a second, and throws cheese at you anyway*

Jenn: "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

Jenn: lancez le vasche! !!!

Tom: Taunt? Taunt? Throwing cheese is taunting? That's an attack, not a taunt, you silly git!

Jenn: i could have thrown a cow...

Tom: *puts babelfish up to ear* *looks confused when babelfish says something about the bathtub*

Jenn: pays babelfish the agreed sum and proceeds to launch cow

 

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