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2003-05-10 - 8:34 p.m.

 

And these people are making our food....

Tom: Yes, I like to order a pizza with pepparoni, green peppers, sausage, and green olives on half...

Pizza Dude: Uhhh, which half?

Tom: Excuse me?

Pizza Dude: Does it matter which half?

Tom: *pause* No.

 

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