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2005-11-16 - 9:37 a.m.

 

World: We want to control the internet.

USA: No.

World: Come on!

USA: No.

World: Will you at least think about it?

USA: No.

World: If you don't we will be forced to make our own DNS systems.

USA: OK.

World: But that will break the internet.

USA: OK

World: But that would be bad.

USA: Then leave it alone.

World: OK. But we're making a committee.

USA: That's cute.

 

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