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2003-07-10 - 12:15 a.m.

 

Tom: It's not like I have a dream where I go out with some famous actress. It's usually like they ask me out while I'm trying to stop the Nazis from inventing snow.

Tom: I can honestly say I've never had a dream about Chuck Woolery.

 

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